I am the official CHB (Chief Hype Bovine) & Mascot of the first annual Funky Town Music & Film Festival. But life hasn’t always been the glitz and glitter of being a (soon to be) famous Mascot. I once was a struggling artist, musician, dancer and actor with lackluster skills - but that all changed when I was discovered by the producers of the festival. I remember it like it was yesterday…..on Exchange Street in the Fort Worth Stockyards after a grueling and failed audition for the Fort Worth Herd Cattle Drive. They said they needed more David Alan Coe than David Lee Roth……..I kind of think I’m both but I digress. So there is something to fate and being in the right place at the right time. Now I have a fulltime gig and you will be seeing lots more of me around Fort Worth promoting Funky Town Music & Film Festival – “Deuce on the Loose!”
Species: Bos Taurus
Breed: Angus Texas Longhorn
Weight: Approximately 163 lbs (but feeding and working out to get bigger)
Height: 6’4” (with the fro and horns)
Occupation: Chief Hype Bovine & Mascot for the Funky Town Music and Film Festival
Hi, allow myself to introduce……myself…..my name is Deuce. Kind of like my contemporaries Bono, Pink, Madonna, Cher, Slash, Beck, Drake, Sade, Liberace, Charo and Fabio, I don’t have a last name.