MEETDEUCE.

I am the official CHB (Chief Hype Bovine) & Mascot of the first annual Funky Town Music & Film Festival.  But life hasn’t always been the glitz and glitter of being a (soon to be) famous Mascot. I once was a struggling artist, musician, dancer and actor with lackluster skills -  but that all changed when I was discovered by the producers of the festival.  I remember it like it was yesterday…..on Exchange Street in the Fort Worth Stockyards after a grueling and failed audition for the Fort Worth Herd Cattle Drive.  They said they needed more David Alan Coe than David Lee Roth……..I kind of think I’m both but I digress.  So there is something to fate and being in the right place at the right time.  Now I have a fulltime gig and you will be seeing lots more of me around Fort Worth promoting Funky Town Music & Film Festival – “Deuce on the Loose!”

Biological Info

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Artiodactyla

Family: Bovidae

Subfamily: Bovinae

Genus: Bos

Species: Bos Taurus

Breed:  Angus Texas Longhorn

Sex: Male

DOB:  Unknown

Weight:  Approximately 163 lbs (but feeding and working out to get bigger)

Height:  6’4” (with the fro and horns)

Occupation:  Chief Hype Bovine & Mascot for the Funky Town Music and Film Festival

Biographical Info

Biographical Info:

Hi, allow myself to introduce……myself…..my name is Deuce.  Kind of like my contemporaries Bono, Pink, Madonna, Cher, Slash, Beck, Drake, Sade, Liberace, Charo and Fabio, I don’t have a last name.